ABC – So Hip It Hurts
Do you remember when men wore skirts? – so hip!
In kipper ties like jealous flirts – so hip!
In calico and in brocade shirts – so hip it hurts!
Do you remember when girls wore slacks? – so hip!
Traffic stops, men get heart attacks – so hip!
Seems so strange that they took it like that – so hip it hurts!
He`s so hip – so hip it…
She`s so hip – so hip it…
They`re so hip – so hip it hurts!
So hip it…
Whose the girl with the kinski eyes? – so hot!
They kind of face you could idolise – so what!
The kind of shape that gets advertised – so hip it hurts!
Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey
I`ll admit even though it hurts me
She`d squeeze informal until it screams for mercy
So hip it hurts!
He`s so hip – so hip it…
She`s so hip – so hip it…
They`re so hip – so hip it hurts!
So hip it hurts!
So hip it…
Afro-wigs on albino squares…
Polka-dots on alpaca flares…
Solar powered electric chairs…
So hip it hurts
