Abdoujaparov – There S Nobody Less Rock N Roll Than Me

There`s nobody less rock `n` roll than me

I can`t get drunk, I can`t do drugs

I`ve got no street credibilit y

I`m a telly tubby, a tubby teddy

When my centre spread is loved and fed

I`m comletely happy

Call the police, I feel I`ve been fleeced

I can`t get liad, I can`t do raves

I`m all respectability

I`m a trifle pathetic and I`m not very brave

For the sake of health, I shit myself

and run the other way

But there`s a place where I can go

To get off my face when I feel low

A hell shaped room without a view

Whefre I can be when I`m with you

There`s a place thats in my bed

Its in my heart and in my head

Theres a way for me to go

When I`m feeling rock `n` roll…….rock and roll