Adam Sandler – The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

Adam Sandler – The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

[Adam Sandler]:

And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

[Man]:

So why don’t you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

[Excite Southerner]:

…Good question, I have a good answer for that…first first first of all I am

a very…very hard work…vocational skills…I went to…willing to work on a

holidays…I had a tango and mirumba lessons…learning to get along with other

people…but I’m sorry I got my G.E.D….with a overtime…time and a

half…speakin in two languages…Spanish and a…a..another one….and I and

and…loyal like a dog…tell you that much…willin to start at the

bottom…and also willing…to stay there…your intestines…completely

flawless…drug-free with a…whoo-wee..good references…if you call my last

boss…he was..actually he was gonna inform me…with a…I got no dependence

with the W-2 form…and I was wondering..

[Man]:

You know what? That’s great but uh we don’t have anything open right now.

Thanks for comin’ down.

[Excited Southerner]:

Cool.

[Man]:

Are you alright?