Blink 182 – Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It’s christmas eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents

It’s christmas eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts

I hate, hate, hate your guts

And I’ll never talk to you again

unless your dad will suck me off

I’ll never talk to you again

unless your mom will touch my cock

I’ll never talk to you again

ejaculate into a sock

I’ll never talk to you again

I’ll never talk to you again

It’s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs

It’s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs

and he shit shit shit his pants

He’s alway’s fucking shitting his pants

And I’ll never talk to you again

unless your dad will suck me off

I’ll never talk to you again

unless your mom will touch my cock

I’ll never talk to you again

ejaculate into a sock

I’ll never talk to you again

I’ll never talk to you again