Flashlight Brown – Ready To Roll

I got a 20 sider on call

dressed up and ready to roll

Get up and choose alignment

dressed up and ready to roll

Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.

Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.

Check out my thief he’s got the black shield

dressed up and ready to roll

Fan out to scope that fortress

dressed up and ready to roll

Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe

Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality

We may not know any girls

But we got graph paper guiding our way

We got confusion, delusion

And all of Friday night to kill.

Pick up the phone the pizza’s still late dressed up and ready to roll

We’ll try to hide from Cyclops dressed up and ready to roll

That was by far the best time that we ever had.

That was by far the best time that we ever had.

Get to the tavern have a few beers

dressed up and ready to roll

Pick up and Elvin bar whore

dressed up and ready to roll