ABC – So Hip It Hurts

Do you remember when men wore skirts? – so hip!

In kipper ties like jealous flirts – so hip!

In calico and in brocade shirts – so hip it hurts!

Do you remember when girls wore slacks? – so hip!

Traffic stops, men get heart attacks – so hip!

Seems so strange that they took it like that – so hip it hurts!

He`s so hip – so hip it…

She`s so hip – so hip it…

They`re so hip – so hip it hurts!

So hip it…

Whose the girl with the kinski eyes? – so hot!

They kind of face you could idolise – so what!

The kind of shape that gets advertised – so hip it hurts!

Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey

I`ll admit even though it hurts me

She`d squeeze informal until it screams for mercy

So hip it hurts!

He`s so hip – so hip it…

She`s so hip – so hip it…

They`re so hip – so hip it hurts!

So hip it hurts!

So hip it…

Afro-wigs on albino squares…

Polka-dots on alpaca flares…

Solar powered electric chairs…

So hip it hurts