Ac&Dc – Carry Me Home

The bartenders working on a late night shift

Cheap bums and blondes and barmaids on a midnight drift.

And the dance bands playing the same old slam

Im sinking whiskey and youre sipping fine wine

I dont know what it is youre trying to prove

Well it should be you but its me who can hardly move

And Ive got my reputation lying on the line

Come on baby, be a good dog and help the blind

Wont you carry me home

(Like a truck, pick me up)

You aint no lady but youve sure got taste in men

That head of yours has got you by time and time again

My arms and legs are aching and my heads about to blow

And your backs been breakin and Id hate to spoil the show

But Ive just spent next weeks wages and Im right out of coin

But you want more and its half past four and they want to close the joint

But we cant afford a taxi, and its too late for the bus

But Ive been told by friends of mine youre someone I can trust

Wont you carry me home

(Dont let me lie here in all this beer)

You drank all your booze and half of mine

Im bleary eyed and youre waiting for the sunshine (to come and kill me)

Just like the man who threw me on the floor

Dont matter, while Im down here I might as well try and find the fucking door

Excuse me, have you seen my swizzle stick

And have you got a plastic bag cause Im gonna be sick

Im dead drunk and heaven hanging upside down

And youre getting up and leaving, you think Im gonna drown

Wont you carry me home