Act A Fool – King Tee

Act A Fool – King Tee

It`s Friday night on the streets of L.A.

I`m goin out, been hangin round the house all day

So i take me a shower, dress like a big daddy

Stop at the Arco, put some gas in my caddy

Armor on my wheels, shine up my daytons

Check my 12-gauge, I see jackers just waitin

Got in my car, rolled up the tinted glass

Looked for my Zapp tape to pop in my dash

Can`t find it, forget it, went under my seat

Found my old fired tape of the song “Knee Deep”

So I popped it in, then I pumped it up

Love hearin funk because disco sucks

Body got chills when the basses started poundin

I took off because I`m goin to town, and

Won`t be back till mornin, don`t have to go to school

(Better get ready) I`m finna act a fool

[şiir 2 ]

Now I`m on the move, got a grand in my pocket

Reached for my phone, plugged it in the socket

Heard the dial tone, so I dialed up Aladdin

He answered the phone and said “What`s up?” I said “What`s happenin”

He said, “Where you been? I been tryin to get in touch

The party`s in Watts,” I said, “I don`t give a fuck”

“If you wanna go, just wear neutral colors

If anybody asks you, just tell em you`re my brother”

Stopped at the store to buy me a Cisco

A 40 ounce and some crackers by Nabisco

[Amount] and I pulled out a 10

And said, “Fuck it, Supersacco and gin

I`m finna act a fool”

[ şiir 3 ]

Now I`m drivin down Compton on my way to get Aladdin

Feelin like a pimp till my tape started draggin

It`s a old tape anyway, it ain`t no thing

Pulled it out and slapped in Dana Dane

Got to Aladdin`s house and I honked my horn

He said, “When we comin back?” I said, “6 n tha morn”

So he got in the car, lookin half-dead

So I gave him my Cisco and took the 40 to the head

Now I`m feelin tipsy, and I`m headed for Watts

But wait, what do I see sittin at the bus stop?

Sexy Susanna, had a butt that kills

Pretty long hair, but they say it`s not real

Aladdin yelled (these fake or real?) she threw a rock in my glass

So I got out my car and drop-kicked her ass

I checked out my window, everything was cool

She was lucky I was nice and I didn`t act a fool

[ şiir 4 ]

We finally arrived at the party, drunk as a jerk

Got out my car, pressed the kit so the alarm, would chirp

After that we made our way, I tried not to fall

Couldn`t walk a straight line if they let me crawl

Got to the door, and what spots my eye?

My homeboy Mr. Prince, and he`s smokin some Thai

So I stumbled his way and said, “Hey, pass the jay”

I took a hit for my mouth spray

This girl asked me to dance, but I told the hoe no

Cause she was on my tip cause of my big gold rope

But it seems she got offended – that`s splendid

Before she starts somethin, I just slap her and end it

Cause I feel like a gangster, and I just don`t care

About a girl with fake drag, fake eyes, fake hair

Fake clothes, fake nails and all that fake jewelry

All she wanna do is tell her friends that she screwed me

I get nutty, act a fool when IIwant to

Run up when I`m drunk and I just might pump you

Take your car, your wife, keep talkin, your life

Beat you down and have you smokin the pipe

(You know why?) cause I`m cool

(Well, kill me!

Shoot me, muthafucka!)

(I gotcha)