Adam Sandler – Cordurory Blues

Adam Sandler – Cordurory Blues

When I was a boy

There was no limit to what I could eat

Shake after shake after shake after shake

Followed by all kinds of red meat

Metabolism runnin` around so fast

My body never gained to weight

That pissed off all my Momma`s friends

And made my big-boned sister irate

But now I`m a man

And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt

`Cause even when I`m in the shower alone

I`m to embarrased to remove my shirt

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

Made a fat mother fucker outta me

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

Made a fat mother fucker outta me

And all them cookies I been munching lately

My feets are becoming difficult to see

I believe it was my Daddy

Who led me to this eating disease

By calling me “The Little Candy Ass”

When I couldn`t finish a burger with cheese

Or maybe it was my Momma

Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods

Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet

Would I get to see Momma`s good moods

They said eat this, they said eat that

To stay skinny there was no chance

And now when I walk I hear corduroy

Even though I ain`t wearing pants

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

You fat fuck, You fat fuck

Made a fat mother fucker outta me

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

You fat fuck, You fat fuck

Made a fat mother fucker outta me

And all that ice cream I been eating lately

My chins alone weight 203

The diet starts tomorrow!

I have a grapefruit for breakfast

For lunch a bown of white rice

Dinnertime it`s a saltless potato

I ain`t allowed no spice

If this diet`s gonna work

Tonight I can`t eat no more

“Just go to sleep,” I say to myself

As I close the bedroom door

Two in the morning, I wake up to piss

My belly`s hungry and achin`

Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet

Bring on the chips flavored with bacon

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

Made a fat mother fucker outta me

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

Made a fat mother fucker outta me

And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately