Adam Sandler – Lunchlady Land

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“This is a song

uhh, about the high school experience”Sung through the eyes of the person, who more than anyone else puts young people on the right path…

I’m not talking about the teachers, I’m not talking about the coaches, I’m not even talkin’ about the guidance counselors, I’m talking about a person we call

The lunch lady”

[Laughing]

Woke up in the morning

Put on my new plastic glove

Served some reheated Salisbury steak

With a little slice of love

I Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of

Just know everything’s doing fine

Down here in Lunch lady Land

Well I wear this net on my head

‘Cause my red hair is fallin’ out

I wear these brown orthopedic shoes

‘Cause I got a bad case of the gout

I know you want seconds on the corndogs

But there’s no reason to shout

Everybody gets enough food

Down here in the magical Lunch lady Land

Well yesterday’s meatloaf is today’s sloppy joes

And my breath reeks of tuna

And there’s lots of black hairs coming out of my nose

In lunch lady land all your dreams come true

clouds made of carrots and peas

mountains made of shepards pie

rivers made of macarroni and cheese

Now rememeber to return your trays

and please forget my gum disease

everybody gets enough food down here in Lunch lady land

OHHHHHH….

Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans

Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

Navy beans, navy beans

Meatloaf sandwich

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah

Well I dreamt one morning

That I woke up to see

All the pepperoni pizza

Was a-looking at me

It screamed, why do you burn me

And serve me up cold

I said I got the spatula

Just do what you’re told

Then the liver & onions

Started joining the fight

And the chocolate pudding

Pushed me with all its might

And the chop soy slapped me

And it kicked me in the head

It’s called revenge Lunch lady

Said the garlic bread

I said what did I do

To make you all so mad they said

you got flabby arms

And your breath is bad

Then the green beans said

You better run and hide

But then my friend sloppy joe came

And joined my side

He said if it wasn’t for the Lunch lady

The kids wouldn’t eat ya

You should be shakin’ her hand

And sayin’ please to meet ya

She gives you a purpose

And she gives you a goal

You should be kissin’ her feet

And kissin’ her mole

Now all the angry foods

Just leave me alone

And we all live together

In a happy home

Thanks to

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah

[Spoken]

Well me & sloppy joe got married

We got six kids and we’re doing’ just fine

Down in Lunch lady Land

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