Adam Sandler – Memory Lane

Adam Sandler – Memory Lane

M1: “Hey, it’s great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun”

[all agree]

M2: “Whoa,do you smell that skunk”

All: “Yeah

M2: “You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up”

[all agree]

M3: “It kinda reminds me of smelling weed”

[all agree]

M1: “Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy”

[all agree]

M2: “It reminds me of smelling an ass”

[all agree]

M4: “It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass”

[car screeches, he drops out of the car]

M4: “Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it”

M1: “I’m glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo”

M3: “Oh my God, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that”

[all agree]

M1: “Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable”

[all agree]

M2: “Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi”

[all agree]

M3: “It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beutiful hairy balls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em'”

[car screeches he drops out of it]

M3: “I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin’ that”

M2: “I always knew that guy was a little wierd”

M1: “Hey, there’s a pizza place it smells awesome”

M2: “It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place”

M1: “It reminds me of my first date with this girl named Ginger, I took her to a pizza place”

M2: “Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man’s house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids”

[car screeches, he drops out of it]

M2: “Hey don’t get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it”

M1: “Man they were all crazy, hey, what’s that”

Cow: “Moo”

M1: “Oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh”

[car chrashes]

“Hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your buddy’s have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don’t throw them out of your car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the album.”