Alice Cooper – Devil’s Food

Get ready for the lady

She’s gonna be a treat

Simmer slightly ’til ready

Make her soft too

Make her sweet

I kiss the tears off from your chest

I felt the poison fright that’s in your breath

I knew your precious life and I know your

death

I squeeze the love out of your soul

All the perfect love that’s in your soul

You’re just another spirit on parole

Devil’s food

Devil’s food

Devil’s food

Vincent Price Monologue

Leaving lepidoptra – please, don’t touch the

display, little boy, aha

cute! Moving to the next aisle we have

arachnida, the spiders, our..

finest collection. This friendly little devil is

the heptothilidi,

unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the

nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny

fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the

skin. And here, my prize,

the Black Widow. Isn’t she lovely?.. and so

deadly. Her kiss is fifteen

times as poisonous as that of the

rattlesnake. You see her venom is

highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it

attacks the central nervous

system causing intense pain, profuse

sweating, difficulty in breathing,

loss of consciousness, violent convulsions

and, finally.. death. You know

what I think I love the most about her is her

inborn need to dominate,

possess. In fact, immediately after the

consummation of her marriage to

the smaller and weaker male of the specie

she kills and eats him

oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was!

Such power and dignity –

unhampered by sentiment. If I may put

forward a slice of personal

philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this

world as a stumbling dimented

child-king long enough! And as his empire

crumbles, my precious Black

Widow shall rise as his most fitting

successor!