Adam Sandler – Bad Boyfriend

Why don`t you pick up after your done?

I`m not your slave

I`m not your mother

I`m not your maid

I mean I`ve got a life too

So fuck you!

Why can`t you be nicer to my friend?

They`re gonna be here soon

Last time they were here

You just sat in the bedroom

Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou

Fuck you!

Why don`t you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?

I only took it `cause you like moo shu

Fuck you!

I`m sorry honey, about the way I`ve been acting lately

Fuck you!

Don`t be like that, we`ll visit your mom when I get some time off

Fuck you!

I had the beer at work, for God`s sake

Fuck you!

By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?

Fuck you!

I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you

Why don`t you ever take me to a play?

Or a museum?

There`s an art gallery two blocks away

And we`ve never been there

We always do what you wanna do

Fuck you!

You didn`t notice

I got new throw pillows for the sofa

You didn`t notice I had the kitched painted blue

Why don`t you notice all those guys looking at me?

You take me for granted

Do you know there`s a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?

I always try to look my best and you should too

Fuck you!

Why won`t I ever get out of this relationship?

You`re such a jerk

The only thing you do right is

Tell me that you love me

Well, I guess I love you too

But fuck you!

Seriously