Adam Sandler – Crazy Love
Adam: You don`t mind that I think everybody`s a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
Lisa: And you don`t mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
Adam: And you don`t care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they`re alive and think I`m a famous football player
Lisa: And you don`t have a problem with me when I follow people I`ve never met before and force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back
Adam: It`s very pretty, baby
Both:
Well you must have been sent from above
You`re all that I can think of
You`re just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Adam: Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep
Lisa: Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Adam: Thank you
Lisa: And you don`t make fun of me `cause I still make out with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years
Adam: I believe you sugarpie
Both:
`Cause our love is right on track
I`m yours, your mine it`s a fact
Don`t forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
Adam: Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn`t even there
Lisa: Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear
Adam: I didn`t care Babe I know I never had a job `cause I`m afraid to talk to people `cause I know that they`re all robots who are seeking information
Lisa: They can`t fool you sweetheart And I know that you know that I`m the one who burned my cousin Chester`s house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
Adam: I ain`t no fink, dollface
Both:
`Cause we know that it`s true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
Lisa: My crazy, crazy love
(spoken to end)
Adam: Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
Lisa: I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?
Adam: Oh yeah, here you go
(splurt)