Adrian Belew – Bird In A Box

I`m not a free lunch box car parked in the seat

dead-end streetcar of desire caught by the tailpiece

I`m a jiffy pop tarts are bad for your teen-aged beef

There`s a mando-Linda Evans talking on the

phone call a Porter Wagoner tailor-made underwear

every dog has his Dayton Ohio Hitler

says to button your fly Tijuana place a Bette Midler

Oh drop dead lock stock and bugle coral reefer man

every Marlon Brando gave him a great big handstand

what a lumpy Guy lumbago embargo fish pants

Is there a Groucho Marxist doctrine in the

house calls about a lost set of Keystone cops out

the same way you came in through the bathroom wind-

oh look! a rock`n`roller skate and all skate slowly

Hey man a T-bone state of the aren`t

you gonna finish your bird in a box

Hey man your witness to the stand still

shoulder to shoulder the burden a box

Hey man and even Colonel Sanders` daddy

was a Thunderbird in a box

Loose tooth three of a perfect paradiced onions cheese

and beans from another planeteri gargoyle change

every two thousand smiled at

Linda Evans called again singing happy birthmark