Hello Boys and girls, my name is FatLip
and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon
”1 – 2”
Today, we’re going to teach you some fun facts about Salmon,
And a brand new dance.
Let me introduce to you a brand new dance
I know you’re gonna love it if you give it one chance
It’s not complicated, it’s not too hard
You don’t even have to be a hip hop star
See anyone can do it, all you need is style
Listen up peep gang I’m a show you how
Put your hands to the side, as silly AS SILLY AS IT SEEMs
And shake your body like a salmon floatin’ up stream!
I’ll float up stream
(you know how we do it, you know how we do it)
Again
*All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water*
*And part of their life in salt water*
Wow, very interesting
*We change round a couple of days after spawning*
*Then we DIE*
When I first did the Salmon all the people just laughed
They looked around and stood like I was on crack
I heard somebody say out loud what the fuck is that
This nigga’s dancin like a fish while he’s doin’ the snap
But the more I kept doing it the more they kept feelin’ it
And then I heard some bitches say yo that niggas killin’ it
By the end of the night everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floatin’ up stream!
I’ll float up stream
(you know how we do it, you know how we do it)
again.
*Most of our friends find their home waters by their sense of smell*
*which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear*
Wow.
*My family also rely on ocean currents, tides*
*The gravitational pull of the moon*
The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon? Wow.
*Did you know?*
What?
*That I could go to Japan, and back.*
You’re kidding me. Amazing. Jeez.
*Polluted water can kill both baby salmon, that are developing*
*and the adult salmon, that are on their way to spawn.*
Wow what a shame, what a shame
Huh?
Woah.
Wow. Hey kids, hey give it up for Sammy the Salmon and his amazing salmon dance.
Huh? Whadda ya say?
Who’s Hungry?