In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now heaven knows, anything goes
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words writing prose
Anything goes
The world has gone mad today
And goods bad today
And blacks white today
And days night today
When most guys today that women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
So though Im not a great romancer
I know that youre bound to answer
When I propose, anything goes