Make like a mister milquetoast and youll get shutout
Make like a mister meek and youll get cut out
Make like a little lamb and wham youre shorn
I tell you chum its time to come blow your horn
Make like a mister mumbles and youre a zero
Make like a mister big they dig a hero
Youve got to sound your a the day youre born
I tell you chum its time to come blow your horn
The taller the tree is the sweeter the peach
Ill give you the whole magilla in a one word speech reach
Make like the worlds your pudding but light the brandy
Even the mildest kiss is a dandandandy
Therell be no love in bloom come doomsday morn
I tell you chum its time to come blow your horn
In civilized jungles females adore
The lions who come on swinging if you want to score – roar
You can be either read to or be the reader
You can be either lead or be the leader
Dont wait until youre told youre old and worn
Take in some air and get your lips puckered
Before you find youre simply too tuckered
I tell you chum its time to come blow your horn